{
  "name": "The Cargo Cult",
  "symbol": "CARGO",
  "description": "After the war the airbases closed, and the islanders kept performing the rites - bamboo control towers, straw headsets, torch-lit landing strips, wooden planes carved and set at the end of the runway - believing the cargo would return if the forms were performed correctly. That is a pump.fun launch. A website, an X account, a ticker in capitals, wallets opening in formation: every ceremonial form of a thing that worked for somebody else once. 1,144,564 runways cut in 34 days, and cargo landed on 3.11% of them. We measured the one rite visible on-chain - whether a launch stood up its own metadata host instead of using the default pin - across 260,989 launches. Doing the work returns 0.97x. One operator cut 5,205 strips and not one plane landed on any of them. Yes, this coin is also a runway. Read-only, nothing to connect. Not advice.",
  "image": "https://cargocult.lol/logo.png",
  "showName": true,
  "twitter": "https://x.com/Cargocultlol",
  "website": "https://cargocult.lol"
}